you know you're ghetto when:
1. your dryer breaks so you hang a clothesline on the back porch instead of taking your wet clothes to the laundry mat 30' from your house.
2. you can't find dry clean socks for work so you go out to your car barefoot and take the clean, wet socks with you; put the socks on the dash......and drive to work with the heated defrost on.
3. your newest favorite meal is sauted black beans, onions y chopped up hotdog omellete.
4. you give your dog peanut butter & jelly sandwiches when her food runs out in order to put off
going to the store one more day.
these have no relevance whatsoever to my personal life.
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When:
you trade dirty socks for clean ones at your brothers house.
you
At lunchtime you go around looking for free samples in the brickyard and make "friends" with the person giving them away, even if they are russian orthodox trying and/or trying to convert you to hinduism.
you
go look in the attic for really old clothes that are totally out of style, most definetaly dont fit, have a small layer of dust and smell musty just to avoid doing more laundry.
you
convince the cook at work to let you take some rice and beans home, so you have something to eat when your parents go away.
you
carry several blankets and a large jacket to school because your driver side window doesnt go up and the heat does not work.
your
dog has a nicer toothbrush than you.
the last time you used shampoo was before mother teresa died.
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